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Witch ,Bitch, and Crone.

We’re practical bitches- I mean witches. We aren’t afraid to mix magic and the mundane because we know you can’t have one without the other. We love signs from nature- we embrace omens, using talismans, and “telling it like it is”. We abide by the creed “harm none and do what ye will”, unless we have to protect ourselves- in those cases we aren’t above a return to sender spell. Our goal is to be benevolent forces of nature, like all the cherished grandmothers before us, while sharing our “everyday scared” experiences with you. We hope that listening to our stories evokes feelings of kinship and inspiration to live your life magically in the material world- and that in hearing our stories you realize you aren’t the only weird one out there enjoying the universe’s jokes and surviving its trials. Our greatest wish is that this realization of kindred spirits helps comfort you along the spiral way. Please join us bi-weekly for all things wacky, weird and wonderful. Blessed Be. For Questions or content requests you can send inquiries to either of our e-mailswbcwillow13@gmail.comwbcwednesday@gmail.com

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Witch ,Bitch, and Crone.

Mercury in Retrograde 2.0 Witches!

January 10, 2023 • Willow and Wednesday Wise Women of Witch Bitch & Crone • Season 1 • Episode 6

In this episode of WBC , we are happy to return after a holiday hiatus. All the usual non-sense follows accompanied with rather frequent foul language, sorry it had to be purged following retrograde annoyances and repression during the holidays! There's updates on our personal trials and triumphs during this retrograde and we hope it gives you a realistic picture of how everyday witches do their best to stay balanced no matter the state of the moon, mercury, or what holiday it is. Sometimes we fail too and things like Wednesday giving a whole new meaning to knife throwing during a dual with risotto and Willow's poor car taking a bitch slap from a utility pole happen. We promise we both swore and then focused on breakthroughs with better sound quality and marketing connections.

We hope that like us, despite it's many annoyances you can find the positives in this bout of mercury's retrograde, even if you have to throw a tiny tantrum before you do.
Blessed be!

***** Correction to mistaken information- when Wednesday talks about the Black sea in Europe she actually meant the Baltic Sea, mistakes happen- Thanks retrograde! *****